On top the food, the way he said Avocado at the end made everything even worse..



by CountArugula

46 Comments

  1. Donkeybrother

    I’d take Chef Boyardee over this tool and day !

  2. hbomb9410

    You can practically see the cocaine oozing out of his pores

  3. KaiserSoze-is-KPax

    He really needs to tie all his hair back

  4. Just the way he says a word?

    Lets also include

    * The fake gold chain
    * The fake gold watch
    * The flip out glasses
    * Robotic movements as if he’s David Blain
    * He styled his hair for a cooking video

  5. I don’t hate people but i extremely dislike that dude.

  6. FleshPrinnce

    Dude you’re making an avocado snack. Chill

  7. AccomplishedWar8703

    Just letting his sweaty hair hang and drip over the food.

  8. beaveman1

    He wears the same stupid steampunk shades as the mini chef from Dubai. Are those the new style for stupid food joints?

  9. that70scylon

    He’s always cringe, but that was downright uncomfortable

  10. Saltwater, your 15 minutes of fame are overdrawn. Go away and crawl back under a rock plz.

  11. Acceptable-Stuff2684

    It was probably ground wagyu too.. I hate this guy and all his copycats.. makes no sense.

  12. Yuzo_Crazy_2416

    Haha! reminded me of the Family guy episode when Peter had a stroke.

  13. smittyhotep

    That hair strand is a violation. Just once, I’d like to see a video where someone said ‘no salt’

  14. despreshion

    I knew he was going to say avocado weird, but i still wasn’t ready for it

  15. cantstandyourface12

    My guy is so fucking washed up he’s clinging and it’s cringin

  16. turtlevinyl

    The fucking stupid wisps of hair brushing the food. Jfc, like I know this idiot is rage content, but this raises my blood pressure. Cut it or bun it, but keep it out of the fucking food.

  17. BernieTheDachshund

    I wanna see someone try to eat this like a burger.

  18. MaadMaanMaatt

    His collection of rat tails that he wears as hair, is violently disturbing.

  19. jeffro3339

    The health department would like a word about all that hair hanging over the food. The rest of us are just annoyed by the pronunciation of ‘avocado’

  20. This man is a fantastic example of how stupid the internet can be sometimes. Still baffled at how Salt Bae became so famous when his only claim to fame were those stupid meat cutting/salt sprinkling videos and somehow that made him into a worldwide media sensation for some god forsaken reason. I will never understand how people collectively chose this fucking spud to become famous.

  21. DeeVanncey

    Am I glad to have the video on mute when I see how the comments reacted. And holy shit, never have I ever wanted to cut off someone’s hair so bad when it looks like a dirty set of waterfalls about to fall on food

  22. His hair just hanging over the food is making me more worried..

  23. FOOLS_GOLD

    Why does he talk out of the side of his mouth like that in every video? It’s so weird and creepy but I also wonder if he had a stroke in the womb or something.

  24. GreenZebra23

    That thing is going to slip out of your hands the moment you try to pick it up

  25. I’ve never seen a person look more like a meme

  26. broakland

    Bro looks like a anime npc serving you a debuff

  27. slartbangle

    (throws a fistful of hairnets at him, stomps out of kitchen for a smoke)

    Bet that necklace is an absolute Garden of bacterial Eden.

  28. No_Figure_9073

    An example of an unhappy person living a delusional life.

  29. gnarkill3332

    do I eat it with my hands? I see burger grease dripped on an avocado, with cheese sauce? do I use a knife and fork? fuck you, take it back.

  30. IndependentEar9332

    ![gif](giphy|XIsdC4jJOpHVYcfGnD|downsized)

  31. He has never been a real chef. His food is nonsense

  32. Zeeroh_Aura

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    if I was a supervillain I’d hire someone to cut the tendons and ligaments in his hands so he can no longer be near kitchens…

    ![gif](giphy|2zelCiUo5KJyN8MgMr)